Balance...

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him on the seventh day, resting.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through theclouds

"Look Michael, look what I have made." Said God.

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God "and I've put life on it, I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.

"For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor. The Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and this one extremely cold, and this one coveredin ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small land mass and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Malaysia, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and hills. The people from Malaysia are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE! So if Malaysians are going to be that great, you must've created some really corny people to balance them out"

What did God say next? In the true spirit of choice, God told of the choices He had set out for Malaysia. You choose your ending...

Ending 1

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting right next to them. They're called Singaporeans!!"

No hard feelings for our southern neighbours its just a joke... Received this when I was based in Singapore a few years back...

Ending 2

God replied wisely, "Patience Michael... As I said before that there will be balance... For the first 50 years of independence, the country will live in harmony.

Then on the 50th year, a man called Samy Vellu will cause a demonstration by the Indians in the country due to his ego which rivals the one Satan has...

The Malays will then be goaded to demonstrate to defend their rights as well by a man frog called Ibrahim Ali...

The Chinese on the other hand will be fascinated by the length of one Chua Soi Lek's manhood while simultaneously looking on in glee as the other races bash each other...

They would all even fight to name me...

And in the aftermath of it all, the country is returned to the natives of Peninsular Malaysia as well as that of Sabah & Sarawak...